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Friday, 11 October 2013

D!U!MP!E!D!

They will put their arms around your neck and tell you you did a great job son. We are proud of you. We will take it up from here...that's when you know you've been screwed . (Tobin Frost - Safe House)

He will tell you ooh it's not you, it's me. I need to work on myself. You are too good for me. And my favourite, you deserve a better guy. I am jealous of the guy who will marry
you That's when you know you just got dumped.

Get a cup of ice cream and eat. Fill your mouth to the brim and don't cry....don't ask him why.... don't tell him its him you want, that you can help. The dude just dumped you. Here, take a scoop.

Don't cry baby don't cry. Oh yeah. I remember.... sure he used to say you were the best thing that ever happened to him, the Eve in his Eden....the Jesus in his boat. Dude could make you forget you have worries.... that was then. This is now. And we have a dumping situation right now.

Here, take a scoop. Aaammmmu!
There. I like vanilla too. So here is what you are going to do. Delete all traces of him; texts, photos, pack up all his cards and gifts... including that.... you know... lingerie. ... sorry but.... you know... it gotta go. Pack'em all . Delete all traces of him....

Block all his numbers. I know his kind... Ice cream? Ok. I know his kind. He will keep his foot in the door and just when you are about to move on he will text... hey I miss ya.... thinking of you.... do you still have the white teddy bear I bought for you last valentine? Then your mind starts running wild... messes up your thoughts. Block his numbers.

Don't get dumped and look bbblluuurrr; get dumped but keep your swag and dignity.

But you have been dumped Sugarplum fairy, oh yes you have. Don't ever forget it!

Now finish the ice cream and go to bed. Oh and its ok to cry. Tomorrow your eyes will be cleared enough not exchange a good guy for a trashy fake guy like that. 

PS. If a lady told you that too, Bro, you just had your back side handed right to you. You have been dumped....or better Dumpeded! 

PG Sebastian
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